6 min Whistles
all round as Real try to get their passing going in the Barcelona half.
Ronaldo is strolling around up front, waiting for something to latch
onto.
5 min Nutmeg #1 for Lionel Messi.
3 min Iniesta
and Suarez share a swift one-two in the area, but Madrid clear for a
corner. Iniesta, though, is lying in a crumpled heap behind the goal.
He's in a huge amount of pain, but he's giving it a go...
2 min Iker Casillas - the saddest footballer in the known universe - hoofs a clearance into the home fans, which will help his mood.
1 min Rob
Palmer and Gerry Armstrong pretending to be in the Nou Camp commentary
gantry tonight for Sky. An underrated pair, if you ask me. Dabi Alves
and Ivan Rakitic double-team Ronaldo, who shows zero interest in chasing
after them to get the ball back.
20.00 Here we go!
19.59 There's the obligatory small pocket of hardy travelling souls, with ample disposable income, sat in Row ZZZZ:
<noframe>Twitter:
Dermot Corrigan - 500 Madrid fans up in top corner of Camp Nou, away
fans tickets were €111 each.</noframe>
19.56 The
teams are in the tunnel, there are inter-club handshakes, arms on
shoulders and pats on backs of heads. Not for long though, eh?!
19.44 It seems that
Senthamarai Subramanian is no fan of Cristiano Ronaldo:
1 LIONEL MESSI, 2 KARIM BENZEMA, 3 NEYMAR
19.40 Meanwhile
, Sky Sports' Scott Minto
is
joined by Alex Song, Gael Clichy and Guillem Balague in the now
familiar surroundings of what looks like a Spanish attempt at a
Harvester:
19.33 A message of festive joy from
Lauren Gallagher:
Liverpool vs Manchester United & Real Madrid vs Barcelona on the
same day? This day should be named the Christmas of club football
Almost, Lauren. That's transfer deadline day. Days like today are more
like Easter: overindulgent, often sugar-coated and no-one's quite sure
what the ultimate point is.
19.30 I enjoy watching Messi and Ronaldo - I really do - but I'd welcome this man back with open digital arms:
Pure goalscoring, with precisely none of the trimmings.
19.21 Assuming this dedicated chap in the middle even has a match ticket, he's
never getting in carrying that lot.
19.13 Here's the alternative Christmas message:
<noframe>Twitter:
Unfitforpurpose - Your annual reminder that the classico is nothing but
a way to celebrate two superclubs hoarding all the talent they possibly
can.</noframe>
19.10 The teamsheets are in!
Barcelona: Bravo; Alves, Pique, Mathieu, Alba; Rakitic, Mascherano, Iniesta; Messi, Suarez, Neymar
Subs: Ter Stegen, Montoya, Bartra, Adriano, Busquets, Xavi, Rafinha, Roberto, Pedro
Real Madrid: Casillas; Carvajal, Pepe, Sergio Ramos, Marcelo; Modric, Kroos, Isco; Bale, Benzema, Ronaldo
Subs: Navas, Varane, Hernandez, Lucas Silva, Arbeloa, Jese, Illarramendi
18.59 Evening.
There's a creeping, global dilemma facing the world's anglophone
football writers. Research has found that the earth's supply of
superlatives for its
two greatest footballers is
running perilously low, forcing some to resort to whimsical, knowing
understatement instead. Luckily for you, I'm so far unaffected by the
superlative drought. So, tonight, a
certain little Argentine by the name of Lionel Messi goes head-to-head with a former Sporting Lisbon wonderkid
Cristiano Ronaldo (
whatever happened to him?!) in
the small matter of™
El Clasico.
Not bad, eh?
Football's cruise/crisis dichotomy dictates that Barcelona's stock is
back on the rise, while Real - with a scowling Ronaldo, a boo-plagued
Gareth Bale and an under-pressure Carlo Ancelotti - are feeling the
strain.
Back to the main protragonists:
Jason Burt suggests that Messi's recent performances - Ballon d'Or or no Ballon d'Or -
give him the edge over Ronaldo, who is cutting a frustrated figure:
Heading into Sunday's El Clasico,
there were two images from the build-up that appeared to sum up the
contrasting fortunes of the two highest-profile clubs in the world and
the two best players.
The first came last Sunday when Real Madrid beat Levante 2-0 - and the petulant reaction of Cristiano Ronaldo
as his bicycle kick resulted not in a goal for him, but for Gareth
Bale. Ronaldo angrily waving his arm was about himself, not about the
team.
The second image was the joy in Lionel Messi's
face as he congratulated Ivan Rakitic after the Croatian had smartly
collected Messi's wonderful chipped cross-ball to score the goal that
beat Manchester City at the Nou Camp.
It appears, also,
that such is their force of personality that it almost seems impossible
for Messi and Ronaldo to thrive at the same time. So, going into El
Clasico at the Nou Camp, it is Ronaldo's physical and mental state that
is dominating the agenda.
There has been inevitable mischief with Hristo Stoichkov stirring the pot by claiming in the Spanish sports daily AS that Real Madrid president Florentino Perez could be considering selling Ronaldo this summer.
"Messi at the moment is much better," he said. "Maybe the obsession with Messi affects [Ronaldo]."
Despite his obvious bias, it is an intriguing point that adds yet another dimension to this remarkable clash.
17.00 Good
afternoon. It is the most expensive match in the world. El Clasico
almost never disappoints and this one should be no different.
Twenty-seven games into the season just one point separates Spain's two
premier clubs. Lionel Messi's Barcelona sit top of La Liga on 65 points
with Cristiano Ronaldo and chums on 64.
It's a bit early to say
this match will decide La Liga's champions but... this match will
(possibly) decide La Liga's champions.
Adam Hurrey is the man in
the hotseat and will be here from around 7pm GMT with all the pre-match
build-up, team news and action. Do join him.